On the 7th day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, the beautiful Laura Perry from Essex.

As you can see Laura is a Katie Price look a like, but only in looks thank god, one Jordon is enough!

Laura was one of the first UKFF girls and is still up there in our top 5 girls we’ve shot.

Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand, Mr. Blobby & Gary Megson. Who is the odd one out? At first glance you’d probably say Mr. Blobby, but the answer is in fact, Gary Megson, the other three have a personality.

Knot Making Sense

It is only a little over a week since Roberto Mancini swept into Manchester City, but already the mood and the expectation levels at the club have enjoyed a significant upturn. Can this entirely be put down to the blue-and-white scarf that the Italian wears on match days? Certainly, the British media have been charmed by it; the manner in which Mancini ties the scarf about his neck demonstrates not only his football colours but his sartorial sensibilities as well.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, a right cheeky little blonde in the very good shape of the lovely Helen Bennett. Another new UKFF fav who once again we’ll be seeing more of in 2010.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, the stunningly beautiful Tanya Demee, a new UKFF fav who loves nothing more than watching the footy down the pub with all her bloke mates.

The Premier League is saturated with billionaires, greedy players and wannabe WAGS, but the people who make the most money out of football are the players agents.

The agent may not be everyone’s favorite person but they do in fact have a very important roll to play. After all, they are the guysresponsible for the transfer window excitement in January & August.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, the lovely Kelly Brickland from Kent, a right little saucepot who looks like a younger Sam Fox, ah, takes me back!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, the gorgeously cheeky and natural Keely O’ Sullivan, one of our favs and a top UKFF girl!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Dexy gave to me, the delightfully cute Sapphire Harrison from Kent.

Hope everyone had a great Christmas day and Dexyclaus brought you loads of cool presents.

We like to think that not only do we have the funniest football blog, but we also have the sexiest one too, and December is definitely our hottest month yet. Over the next 12 days we’ll have a specially selected UKFF babe representing one of the days of Christmas. Keep an eye out for the clues as there’s a prize to the person who gets all 12.