We first ran the Spurs Ultimate 11 way back in 2008, at the time Spurs were heading for the Championship. Along came Harry Redknapp and in the space of a year has turned them into a side playing exciting football and a team capable of replacing Liverpool for a Champions League spot.

Arsenal forward Robin Van Persie will miss the rest of the season after finding out he will need an operation on his injured ankle ligaments. The 26 year old Dutchman was initially expected to be out for six weeks. However, scans have revealed the injury is worse than originally feared.

This weeks blonde stunner and Sharon Stone look-a-like is fun loving Scottish Bombshell Lianne Keegan (No relation to King Kev) who loves to party and loves nothing more thn being down the pub with the lads watching the football with a pint of Magners. Top girl!

Peter Andre, Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Paul Hart, what have they got in common? Before you ask they haven’t all been F***ed over by Jordan, but they are in fact very nice blokes.

Last season, I wrote a piece that attributed a song to each Premier League team that reflected their current status or something that was going on at the club at the time. At the risk of going over old ground, I thought I would update the songs for the teams in this years Premiership with my current musings. Just to give you a flavour of some of my songs from last year we had Blowin’ in the Wind for Hull’s chances of staying up, Stoke were Livin’ on a Prayer and Bolton had the Ramones, I wanna be sedated! Well at least I was right about Bolton! Here we go again pop pickers.

So FIFA announced that they’ll be meeting on 2 December – just before the final world cup draw – to discuss some very important things. My mind isn’t where it should be at work, so I have let it wander towards considering what on earth those bigwigs will want to talk about, and the implications it might have for the beautiful game.

Debrecen vs Liverpool Preview:

Liverpool head into this crucial Champions League qualifier with survival out of their hands. If Fiorentina beat Lyon at then Britain’s most successful club in Europe will be out of the celebrated competition, and into the Europa League they will go. Teams with history such as Liverpool are not used to Thursday night football, but they will have to adapt quickly if they are to salvage something this season.

It has been described as the 20 billion euro handball, dominated the air waves, phones ins and caused many a debate. England fans will be quick to point out that they’ve been there, done that, brought the t-shirt. But the fact of the matter is, France cheated their way to the World Cup.

It’s true to say that the Arsenal squad are world class when it comes to injuries. They are so good that in fact we’ve put together an Ultimate 11 dedicated to the an entire injury 11, it’s actually a pretty decent side and couldpossibly challenge for a top four spot.

The pressures of being a Premiership manager aren’t a secret – the mood status of thousands of fans resting on your shoulders, juggling the egos of 30 prima donas, probing journalists, and managing the bank balances of multi-million pound businesses can be a testing existence.