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October 28th 2009 by Dexy Longshot
Here it is, the competition that none of us give a toss about! I mean would you rather have the job of looking at 26,000 gorgeous babes for Miss UKFF or 200 ugly blokes in football shirts for Mr UKFF? Never the less the comp is open now it’s time give your mates all your support. The winning guy will win a date with the gorgeous Miss UKFF Brandy Brewer, and believe me, this girl knows how’s to party! And if they are really lucky, Dexy has promised to throw in a packet of Peggy’s special sausages! Good luck lads, you’re gonna need it!
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October 28th, 2009 at 11:03 am
ummm will have to be leon hes a fittie Xx
October 28th, 2009 at 11:05 am
BTW He has an Arsnel top on
October 28th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Wally Ramjet for me, he looks like a nice, funny guy and I bet if he was cleaned up and had a shave he’d look even better.
Txxx
October 28th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Brandy must be so excited At the prospect of dating wally ramjet, some real super models onboard!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
WOO!! WOO!! WALLY RAMJET.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Its gotta be ‘Ramjet’! The rest look like they spend too much time watching Gok Wan! Except crosby…who just needs a haircut!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I don’t think John finch is your metrosexual type either!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Is john finch victor umboogaloo’s brother? He has a massive kneck
October 28th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I MIGHT HAVE TO ENTER MYSELF, WHAT A BUNCH OF UGS!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Easy Mickey, It’s only a laught (although point taken!). Looks like I’m gonna have to do the decent thing and take young Brandy out myself!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Crosbys a ringer for Puyol and Williamson looks like a chinny Fletcher.
I;m gonna have a bath tonight and get dolled up for this. Dexy, do I have to take my hat of??
October 28th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I like that Wally. He looks a real man’s man. If you squint he looks a bit like Michael Hutchence.
The others look like metrosexuals. Bet they all wear wrist-bands and tank-tops. You wouldnt catch Wally in anything other than a sensible pair of slacks, i’d wager.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I think the real man is Me as you should never judge a book by its cover.lol. I served 9 yrs in the Army and have medals. It takes a real man to do the job i did and i know brandy wont be disapointed.haha Help for Heros guys.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Impressive stuff Leon.
Why dont we set up a fight between Wally and Leon… may the best man win.
I dont know why i like Wally so much- i reckon i’d even fancy him with a fat lip and a slightly bloodied nose.
October 30th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Got to be Leon great Friend big heart and Hard worker Deserve to win
November 1st, 2009 at 6:51 pm
VOTE FOR LEON. LEON I TELL YOU
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:14 am
Leon to win even if he is in a rubbish football top
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 am
i would go for leon every time, awesome person!!!
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Leon an Battersea look the hottest
Mwah Xx
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
My vote is definitley for Leon
xx
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Vote for leon to win there aint no better person that should win he has served his country and i think he needs a reward just for that so let leon win .
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
GOT 2 be leon.. no offensive 2 wally, u are prob a great lad but you would have 2 be someone very very specail 2 beat leon, hes great lookin and a real life ex actionman!!! GO LEON!! x
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Leon this, Leon that, Valerie Leon, Kings of Leon. C’mon, he looks like a nancy, how long did he spend on that hair (saying that, he’s got more than me!). I can’t believe mickey marbles is getting back sack and crack and photoshoot with Brandy to enter this. Who would win a Captain Caveman remake comp, Crosby or Ramjet???
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It has to be Leon.
November 2nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Hummmmmm i’m thinking Dexy & Darren should enter……..!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
woooooo who’s gonna be throwing some shapes on the dancefloor and downing jagers like they’re going outta fashion with me?? lol Hell we might even throw in a duet on Karaoke haaaa xx
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
sorrry how can leon be winning this hasnt enyone had a look at battersea
cameron hes georjus x
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
brandy whos ur best one, my opinion cameron hes hot
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 am
Its easy to choose out of these they arnt that gud looking and cameron hes ok but looks kind da cheesy to me, Im a big arsenal fan and that ghy fits the shirt so dont know about Brandy but hes a turn on for me if he dnt get a date with her Hit me up
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
thanks everyone for the comments
x
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
leon to win awesome guy xx
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
thanks tracy. x)
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:51 pm
sorry lexy but how much is leon paying you to say this lol
cameron to win the best looking thats wat this is for not wat sort of guy they are lol
tracy
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
sorry my friend tiar told me about this 100% cameron theirs no contest or competition sorry but leon looks like weres wolly lol
November 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
When you see me in a pair of underwear you will all see that under the shirt is a well chiseled BODY!
November 4th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips
see of me hear just cut and paste link?
November 4th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
see more of me i ment lol just follow the link?
http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips
November 4th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
u go leon
You have the full works the whole package and a proper gent too
I Vote Mr Upton , Hot hot hot Xxxxxx
November 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
p.s just clicked link and lovin the black an white shot with the calvin Klein boxers
November 4th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I vote leon!!!! Yey go leon!!!!
November 4th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
lol thats how leons going on yeah ok ok chisled body u think you got honest opinion mate thats nothing thats no chisled body, if u want a contest on bodies well have one.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, man wars! Lets see who has the biggest hand bag!! lol
November 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Oh dear some one is jealous man , Its nice to see so many fumes in the air dude,
lets just say That leon is winning all the attention so I Would be too, come on ghys get a grip and show us some updated moves!
November 4th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Leon is my best mate and i think he will be the best. i vote for leon. from stephen warne
November 5th, 2009 at 8:18 am
HAHA Cameron finally comes out from hiding, i think i have just touched a nerve. I say bring it on son and bring some tissue just in case you CRY again. lol
November 5th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Leon to win!!! I think that says it all!
November 5th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Has to be Leon!!
November 5th, 2009 at 8:53 am
U go Leon , U have it all any one can be good looking but to have a good personality makes U go a lot further
u have my support Xx
November 5th, 2009 at 9:05 am
i think someone is a wee bit scared off getting knocked down by a guy who is soooooooooooo caring for his friends and family. you my look ok cameron but i dont really like I LOVE ME LADS i like my men to make me laugh and not spend all their time looking in the mirror. SO i say go LEON all the way to win.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:26 am
LEON LEON LEON
November 5th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Leon Upton – definately! Mwah x
November 5th, 2009 at 10:20 am
If you want the best man to win. Its gotta be leon. There aint no better man you could choose . . LEON LEON LEON LEON
November 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Cor! this is getting a bit fruity, you sound like a right bunch of birds,
more catty the doris’s! I think you should have pec-off! I might go in for it as well, i’ll need to wheelbarrow to get my nips of the pavement first!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:46 am
I reckon Leons had his teeth done…….should have been the ears…
November 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I admire the spirtit of the other contestants. To plough on when there is only faint hope as company. Yet be consoled, Cameron is a magnimonious winner-elect. He has assured me he will tell all the other defeated candidates FIRST about his great date with Brandy Brewer. You cant say fairer than that can you ?
November 5th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
http://www.starnow.com/Crizah
thats a chisled body not no black and white picture
November 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
im sorry but thats a winner right their cameron is hot
now that is a defined body that 8pak in those calvins
cameron to win
November 5th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
This iis crack-up, we should get cameron and Leon in the ring for a booby bout, Brandy can do the number carrying between rounds.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
http://www.starnow.com/UPPY
November 5th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
No Cameron your wrong there , Leon by far has a hotter body and a nice arse you mite b cute but lets say leon has a much better body and is awsome to be Around Hes bound to have with being a personal trainer
another turn on.
Also he supports a Good team thats what its about and looks sizzleing in the football kit, so much about the ghy u cant keep up im afraid but u can try.
Check it out
including the yummy bod ! X
http://www.starnow.com/UPPY Intresting Star Now Ied say
November 5th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Ummm nice one bex, leon has sure got this blog tuned up ! and by the way cam thats no 8 pak well not enough defination there for me, I Like action men so much more..
Anyways Its weather you can handle Sexy Brandy ghys whos the true gent hear enough banter !
November 5th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Leon upton to win he is somply the best!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
lol i meant simply the best
November 5th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
well sexylexy as for brandy if shes loves dancing and wants a true Gent then i am the right man for the job. After seeing camerons starnow profile there is no competition, and i think he needs a personal trainer like me to help him, and i will give him a Army style Session. lol its all fun and games.lol
November 6th, 2009 at 12:15 am
personal training session leon ur having a laugh aint u lol uv got to be the only personal trainer i have seen without a good body lol from what i can see from ur pic. army style session lol omg a true gent by the sounds of it if brandy did pick you mate i think she would be more bored than enything seriouse now mate how much are u paying these lot uve hired here mate cos iv really got to go to the same agency lol lol lol me in those calvin klines were actuali for calvin klien sport style boxers not for fun
“no competition”
November 6th, 2009 at 12:27 am
sorry i dont know enyone personaly but my honest opionon if i can give after looking at leons pictures and camerons, leon ur an attractive guy wiv an ok body but my honest opinion honestly hun you cant say camerons body is not good thats had some work and to say theirs no competetion now u know thats not true cameron is gawjus he seems to of had abit more experiance in modeling than u than you aswell enyway good luck to you both i just thought i would give and opinion because it seems that all leons votes are people who he knows
good luck to u both x
November 6th, 2009 at 7:06 am
Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support. Looks are not everything but maybe to you its all you have to show.
Me i have a medal on my chest for fighting for my counrty and serving 9yrs for it. You will never understand what it takes to Survive when people are trying to shoot you down for real.
The most you have done is pose for a Army career Mag, well done give yourself a medal for that.
One things for sure Brandy will be safe with a real man who has more to show than just a picture on a website.
So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country that you live. “NO COMPETITION”
November 6th, 2009 at 7:58 am
LEON all the way what a hottie hehe xxxxx
November 6th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Leon all the way…..Fab guy and the Arsenal shirt looks fantastic on you!! xx
November 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I vote Leon Upton! Like the Arsenal team.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:49 am
U go girls , leon you have my comments you always try help others and put them first!
XxXxX
That is why you have so much Support they put the right man in the comp A real charmer Brandy he will make sure you enjoy your self and its not about leon is always about the people he cares for
You really derserve a break hun and if u dnt win who cares you no that you have already won my sweet
November 6th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I’ll have my say on the body debate…I have the best body end of argument …Cameron or Leon do you ever get a seat offered to you on the tube because you look pregnant! exactly! Wally wins by default for being a pot belly wot wot! I used to have the flat stomach then I got my life back…
Up the bellies!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Up the bellies!!!!!!!!!!! WALLY WALLY WALLY!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
is Ruud Van Nielsoroy your fav player Cam?
November 6th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
LEON, LEON, LEON, LEON!!!! If you get runner up I wanna sausage hahaha.
xx
ALL BRITS in America vote LEON!!!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
“Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”
“So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”
im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue
nah my favorite player is jermain defoe
November 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
“Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”
“So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”
im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue
nah my favorite player is jermain defoe
November 6th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Cameron is your real name lucy because that explain alot.haha. Modeling competition you still dont have anything on me. Anyway i am bored of reading your blog and i was the one who got this page going. you are no match for me
November 6th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Leon!! Finest PT Premier has ever produced!!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Good luck bro hope you win.x
November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
cameron and leon are voting for themselves
I vote wally, matthew, adam , peter, gregor, wally and john for being real and not getting friends to vote.
go wally, tony, graham and wally.
November 7th, 2009 at 8:35 am
got to be leon for for me too…. great guy loving too…. Cameron looks gay so not the one for me…… go leon
November 7th, 2009 at 10:40 am
GO LEON! YOU’RE A GENTLEMEN AND A GREAT GUY! Plus he’s pretty hot. Standard!
November 7th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Come On Leon… Get In Son… simply the BEST: simply Leon Upton.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:30 am
go leon! you have my vote.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Go on Leon up the gunners!
November 7th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
LEON for me! He deserves to win.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
vote for LEON the sex god , i know him and he is such a nice guy he deserves to win !!!
GO LEON GO LEON GO LEON !!!!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Leon to win x
November 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Leon to win!
November 8th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
leon to win, cameron looks like a gay lord.
LEON TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Wally is the only one that doesn’t look like a chav. He’s quite a fox… Go team Wally!