Mr UKFF 2009 – The sausages are on us!
October 28th 2009 by Dexy Longshot

Here it is, the competition that none of us give a toss about! I mean would you rather have the job of looking at 26,000 gorgeous babes for Miss UKFF or 200 ugly blokes in football shirts for Mr UKFF? Never the less the comp is open now it’s time give your mates all your support.

The winning guy will win a date with the gorgeous Miss UKFF Brandy Brewer, and believe me, this girl knows how’s to party! And if they are really lucky, Dexy has promised to throw in a packet of Peggy’s special sausages!

Good luck lads, you’re gonna need it!

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  1. BEX Says:

    ummm will have to be leon hes a fittie Xx :-P

  2. BEX Says:

    BTW He has an Arsnel top on :)

  3. Tina Says:

    Wally Ramjet for me, he looks like a nice, funny guy and I bet if he was cleaned up and had a shave he’d look even better.
    Txxx

  4. Darren Says:

    Brandy must be so excited At the prospect of dating wally ramjet, some real super models onboard!

  5. ray stanamaz Says:

    WOO!! WOO!! WALLY RAMJET.

  6. The Chairman Says:

    Its gotta be ‘Ramjet’! The rest look like they spend too much time watching Gok Wan! Except crosby…who just needs a haircut!

  7. jackieemu Says:

    I don’t think John finch is your metrosexual type either!

  8. Darren Says:

    Is john finch victor umboogaloo’s brother? He has a massive kneck

  9. Mickey Marbles Says:

    I MIGHT HAVE TO ENTER MYSELF, WHAT A BUNCH OF UGS!!!

  10. dexylongshot Says:

    Easy Mickey, It’s only a laught (although point taken!). Looks like I’m gonna have to do the decent thing and take young Brandy out myself!!!

  11. mickey Marbles Says:

    Crosbys a ringer for Puyol and Williamson looks like a chinny Fletcher.
    I;m gonna have a bath tonight and get dolled up for this. Dexy, do I have to take my hat of??

  12. Brenda Says:

    I like that Wally. He looks a real man’s man. If you squint he looks a bit like Michael Hutchence.

    The others look like metrosexuals. Bet they all wear wrist-bands and tank-tops. You wouldnt catch Wally in anything other than a sensible pair of slacks, i’d wager.

  13. LEON UPTON Says:

    I think the real man is Me as you should never judge a book by its cover.lol. I served 9 yrs in the Army and have medals. It takes a real man to do the job i did and i know brandy wont be disapointed.haha Help for Heros guys.

  14. Brenda Says:

    Impressive stuff Leon.

    Why dont we set up a fight between Wally and Leon… may the best man win.

    I dont know why i like Wally so much- i reckon i’d even fancy him with a fat lip and a slightly bloodied nose.

  15. Ryan Says:

    Got to be Leon great Friend big heart and Hard worker Deserve to win

  16. julie clapperton Says:

    VOTE FOR LEON. LEON I TELL YOU

  17. Archie Says:

    Leon to win even if he is in a rubbish football top :)

  18. andy Says:

    i would go for leon every time, awesome person!!!

  19. Jasmin Says:

    Leon an Battersea look the hottest ;-)
    Mwah Xx

  20. Fiona Says:

    My vote is definitley for Leon :-) xx

  21. Steve Fawcett Says:

    Vote for leon to win there aint no better person that should win he has served his country and i think he needs a reward just for that so let leon win .

  22. jade xx Says:

    GOT 2 be leon.. no offensive 2 wally, u are prob a great lad but you would have 2 be someone very very specail 2 beat leon, hes great lookin and a real life ex actionman!!! GO LEON!! x

  23. dexylongshot Says:

    Leon this, Leon that, Valerie Leon, Kings of Leon. C’mon, he looks like a nancy, how long did he spend on that hair (saying that, he’s got more than me!). I can’t believe mickey marbles is getting back sack and crack and photoshoot with Brandy to enter this. Who would win a Captain Caveman remake comp, Crosby or Ramjet???

  24. Kevin Says:

    It has to be Leon.

  25. Amy Says:

    Hummmmmm i’m thinking Dexy & Darren should enter……..!!!!!!

  26. Brandy Says:

    woooooo who’s gonna be throwing some shapes on the dancefloor and downing jagers like they’re going outta fashion with me?? lol Hell we might even throw in a duet on Karaoke haaaa xx

  27. sarah Says:

    sorrry how can leon be winning this hasnt enyone had a look at battersea
    cameron hes georjus x

  28. tiar Says:

    brandy whos ur best one, my opinion cameron hes hot

  29. Sexylexy Says:

    Its easy to choose out of these they arnt that gud looking and cameron hes ok but looks kind da cheesy to me, Im a big arsenal fan and that ghy fits the shirt so dont know about Brandy but hes a turn on for me if he dnt get a date with her Hit me up ;-)

  30. LEON UPTON Says:

    thanks everyone for the comments :) x

  31. tracy nixon Says:

    leon to win awesome guy xx

  32. LEON UPTON Says:

    thanks tracy. x)

  33. sarah Says:

    sorry lexy but how much is leon paying you to say this lol
    cameron to win the best looking thats wat this is for not wat sort of guy they are lol
    tracy

  34. fiona Says:

    sorry my friend tiar told me about this 100% cameron theirs no contest or competition sorry but leon looks like weres wolly lol

  35. LEON UPTON Says:

    When you see me in a pair of underwear you will all see that under the shirt is a well chiseled BODY!

  36. LEON UPTON Says:

    http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips

    see of me hear just cut and paste link?

  37. LEON UPTON Says:

    see more of me i ment lol just follow the link?

    http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips

  38. Bex Says:

    u go leon :)
    You have the full works the whole package and a proper gent too
    I Vote Mr Upton , Hot hot hot Xxxxxx

  39. Bex Says:

    p.s just clicked link and lovin the black an white shot with the calvin Klein boxers :-P

  40. Tacha Says:

    I vote leon!!!! Yey go leon!!!!

  41. cameron Says:

    lol thats how leons going on yeah ok ok chisled body u think you got honest opinion mate thats nothing thats no chisled body, if u want a contest on bodies well have one.

  42. Stevie Says:

    oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, man wars! Lets see who has the biggest hand bag!! lol :)

  43. chinkie Says:

    Oh dear some one is jealous man , Its nice to see so many fumes in the air dude,

    lets just say That leon is winning all the attention so I Would be too, come on ghys get a grip and show us some updated moves!

  44. Stephen Warne Says:

    Leon is my best mate and i think he will be the best. i vote for leon. from stephen warne

  45. LEON UPTON Says:

    HAHA Cameron finally comes out from hiding, i think i have just touched a nerve. I say bring it on son and bring some tissue just in case you CRY again. lol

  46. Jem Barnes Says:

    Leon to win!!! I think that says it all!

  47. Mark Scales Says:

    Has to be Leon!!

  48. Bex Says:

    U go Leon , U have it all any one can be good looking but to have a good personality makes U go a lot further :) u have my support Xx

  49. julie clapperton Says:

    i think someone is a wee bit scared off getting knocked down by a guy who is soooooooooooo caring for his friends and family. you my look ok cameron but i dont really like I LOVE ME LADS i like my men to make me laugh and not spend all their time looking in the mirror. SO i say go LEON all the way to win.

  50. kel Says:

    LEON LEON LEON

  51. Jenna Says:

    Leon Upton – definately! Mwah x

  52. Steve Fawcett Says:

    If you want the best man to win. Its gotta be leon. There aint no better man you could choose . . LEON LEON LEON LEON

  53. dexylongshot Says:

    Cor! this is getting a bit fruity, you sound like a right bunch of birds,
    more catty the doris’s! I think you should have pec-off! I might go in for it as well, i’ll need to wheelbarrow to get my nips of the pavement first!

  54. Dan Church Says:

    I reckon Leons had his teeth done…….should have been the ears… ;-)

  55. Maddy Says:

    I admire the spirtit of the other contestants. To plough on when there is only faint hope as company. Yet be consoled, Cameron is a magnimonious winner-elect. He has assured me he will tell all the other defeated candidates FIRST about his great date with Brandy Brewer. You cant say fairer than that can you ?

  56. cameron Says:

    http://www.starnow.com/Crizah
    thats a chisled body not no black and white picture

  57. louise Says:

    im sorry but thats a winner right their cameron is hot
    now that is a defined body that 8pak in those calvins
    cameron to win

  58. dexylongshot Says:

    This iis crack-up, we should get cameron and Leon in the ring for a booby bout, Brandy can do the number carrying between rounds.

  59. Bex Says:

    http://www.starnow.com/UPPY

  60. Bex Says:

    No Cameron your wrong there , Leon by far has a hotter body and a nice arse you mite b cute but lets say leon has a much better body and is awsome to be Around Hes bound to have with being a personal trainer ;-) another turn on.
    Also he supports a Good team thats what its about and looks sizzleing in the football kit, so much about the ghy u cant keep up im afraid but u can try.

    Check it out
    http://www.starnow.com/UPPY Intresting Star Now Ied say ;-) including the yummy bod ! X

  61. Sexylexy Says:

    Ummm nice one bex, leon has sure got this blog tuned up ! and by the way cam thats no 8 pak well not enough defination there for me, I Like action men so much more..

    Anyways Its weather you can handle Sexy Brandy ghys whos the true gent hear enough banter !

  62. melissaupton Says:

    Leon upton to win he is somply the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. melissaupton Says:

    lol i meant simply the best

  64. leon Says:

    well sexylexy as for brandy if shes loves dancing and wants a true Gent then i am the right man for the job. After seeing camerons starnow profile there is no competition, and i think he needs a personal trainer like me to help him, and i will give him a Army style Session. lol its all fun and games.lol

  65. cameron Says:

    personal training session leon ur having a laugh aint u lol uv got to be the only personal trainer i have seen without a good body lol from what i can see from ur pic. army style session lol omg a true gent by the sounds of it if brandy did pick you mate i think she would be more bored than enything seriouse now mate how much are u paying these lot uve hired here mate cos iv really got to go to the same agency lol lol lol me in those calvin klines were actuali for calvin klien sport style boxers not for fun
    “no competition”

  66. lucy Says:

    sorry i dont know enyone personaly but my honest opionon if i can give after looking at leons pictures and camerons, leon ur an attractive guy wiv an ok body but my honest opinion honestly hun you cant say camerons body is not good thats had some work and to say theirs no competetion now u know thats not true cameron is gawjus he seems to of had abit more experiance in modeling than u than you aswell enyway good luck to you both i just thought i would give and opinion because it seems that all leons votes are people who he knows

    good luck to u both x

  67. leon Says:

    Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support. Looks are not everything but maybe to you its all you have to show.
    Me i have a medal on my chest for fighting for my counrty and serving 9yrs for it. You will never understand what it takes to Survive when people are trying to shoot you down for real.
    The most you have done is pose for a Army career Mag, well done give yourself a medal for that.
    One things for sure Brandy will be safe with a real man who has more to show than just a picture on a website.
    So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country that you live. “NO COMPETITION”

  68. rachel Says:

    LEON all the way what a hottie hehe xxxxx

  69. Shell Bell Says:

    Leon all the way…..Fab guy and the Arsenal shirt looks fantastic on you!! xx

  70. Hailey M Says:

    I vote Leon Upton! Like the Arsenal team.

  71. Bex Says:

    U go girls , leon you have my comments you always try help others and put them first!
    That is why you have so much Support they put the right man in the comp A real charmer Brandy he will make sure you enjoy your self and its not about leon is always about the people he cares for :-)
    You really derserve a break hun and if u dnt win who cares you no that you have already won my sweet ;) XxXxX

  72. Wally Says:

    I’ll have my say on the body debate…I have the best body end of argument …Cameron or Leon do you ever get a seat offered to you on the tube because you look pregnant! exactly! Wally wins by default for being a pot belly wot wot! I used to have the flat stomach then I got my life back…

    Up the bellies!

  73. jimmythegent Says:

    Up the bellies!!!!!!!!!!! WALLY WALLY WALLY!!!

  74. Darren Says:

    is Ruud Van Nielsoroy your fav player Cam?

  75. Manda Says:

    LEON, LEON, LEON, LEON!!!! If you get runner up I wanna sausage hahaha.
    ALL BRITS in America vote LEON!!!!! :) xx

  76. lucy Says:

    “Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”

    “So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”

    im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
    and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue

    nah my favorite player is jermain defoe

  77. cameron Says:

    “Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”

    “So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”

    im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
    and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue

    nah my favorite player is jermain defoe

  78. LEON UPTON Says:

    Cameron is your real name lucy because that explain alot.haha. Modeling competition you still dont have anything on me. Anyway i am bored of reading your blog and i was the one who got this page going. you are no match for me

  79. Grantie Says:

    Leon!! Finest PT Premier has ever produced!!!!

  80. Tonia Upton Says:

    Good luck bro hope you win.x

  81. tina's beans Says:

    cameron and leon are voting for themselves

    I vote wally, matthew, adam , peter, gregor, wally and john for being real and not getting friends to vote.

    go wally, tony, graham and wally.

  82. Juddy Says:

    got to be leon for for me too…. great guy loving too…. Cameron looks gay so not the one for me…… go leon

  83. Fish Says:

    GO LEON! YOU’RE A GENTLEMEN AND A GREAT GUY! Plus he’s pretty hot. Standard!

  84. Rock Says:

    Come On Leon… Get In Son… simply the BEST: simply Leon Upton.

  85. Robert King Says:

    go leon! you have my vote.

  86. Toddy Says:

    Go on Leon up the gunners!

  87. Gillian Says:

    LEON for me! He deserves to win.

  88. Lindsey Dixon Says:

    vote for LEON the sex god , i know him and he is such a nice guy he deserves to win !!!
    GO LEON GO LEON GO LEON !!!!!!!

  89. Lauren Says:

    Leon to win x

  90. Caroline Says:

    Leon to win!

  91. rqsser Says:

    leon to win, cameron looks like a gay lord.

    LEON TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. AnnieB Says:

    Wally is the only one that doesn’t look like a chav. He’s quite a fox… Go team Wally!

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