Now I’m not going to lie to you I’m not a great footballer but having this new pair of boots certainly made me feel a much better player so much so that I’ll give you my review in the following match report…these events actually happened in south London November 4th 2009

It was just a run of the mill second division game in the lower leagues…and I’m an unspectacular midfielder a sort of Matt Holland with less pass and skill and not even that great a tackler either! Anyway feeling pretty full of myself with my new boots I ran onto the pitch for the warm up with an enhanced feeling of confidence and exuberance…they felt good and the striking of the ball felt very natural I wish I’d bought these months ago…I’m very much stuck in my ways when it comes to updating my football gear so this was an ideal time to win a pair of boots. Anyway back to the game which kicked off and my team were immediately on the back foot, now I’m quite fit so getting up and down the pitch wasn’t the problem but I seemed even quicker to the ball wearing my new adidas F30’s they helped me get from box to box and I was able to get in some tackles and stem the attacks and in turn set my team on the front foot…I was having one of those games…we went in at half time at 0-0 and had finished the half the stronger side.

The second half followed a similar pattern but we went ahead against the run of play our left winger cutting inside the full back and unleashing a shot their keeper did well to get finger tips to. We then regressed and sat back far too much on our precarious 1-0 lead. The opposition sensing their chance began peppering our goal and but for interventions from myself and both centre backs and some exceptional goal-keeping we would have been level or deservedly behind…
Despite the onslaught I’m enjoying the game so much, getting in crunching tackles and spraying balls out to the front two to give the defence a bit of respite. On a rare counter attack I even whistled a shot just wide scraping the already flaking paint off the post. 2-0 would have flattered us. We held out for the 1-0 a hard fought victory. A great defensive display by the whole team, a sweet victory. I was named man of the match for the first time this season…I dedicated my award (A cheap bottle of fizzy wine) to Dexy’s Den and the Adidas boots from soccerpro.com. It was still my turn to wash the kit though! No chance of getting too carried away then!

But now again I’m training
to stop my kit from straining
with this new top and pair of boots
I can return to my roots
and stop watching it on the telly!!

I’d shoot. I’d pass – Always gripped to the grass. I’d glide through the air, without a care, ducking and weaving. Best way of deceiving!

If I won this prize. I’d give ‘em the eyes …. put it in the net, I’d be all set! If only you’d let ….

These boots are made for players
these boots aint made for you
these boots deserve there owner
2 be me and definaetly not YOU …