Would this be the best Chelsea side of all time?
February 8th 2010 by Mystical Mike

After Chelsea dished out another defeat to sorry Arsenal, one man stood head and shoulders above the rest, that man is no other than Didier Drogba, the big man scored his 12th goal in 12 games against the Gunners, yet has some how failed to make Adrian Tiley’s all time Chelsea 11.

Captain Chav – The 12 minute man
February 7th 2010 by Claire Tully

If John Terry is doing the lotto then he might like to avoid the number 12.

Not because he might lose, but judging by the luck he’s had with that number in the past week, he’d probably end up being done for fraud.

Euro 2012 qualifiers – Are you happy with England’s draw?
February 7th 2010 by Mystical Mike

England will take on Wales in the Euro 2012 qualifiers.

They will also come up against Switzerland, Bulgaria and Montenegro.

Babe of the week – Steffi CB
February 7th 2010 by Mystical Mike

This week’s lovely girl of the week is our very own gymnast and break-dancing queen Steffi C from Beford.

Arsenal have got to be brave and improve
February 6th 2010 by Michael Somerville

After capitulating so miserably against Manchester United on Sunday, it’s bounce-back time for Arsenal as they look to show the league, and themselves, that they are title contenders.

Would you ever catch a rugy player wearing longjohns?
February 6th 2010 by Charlie Coffey

For those who haven’t heard, former Chelsea winger Arjen Robben has been under the spotlight in Germany for wearing grey longjohns under his red Bayern Munich kit. “The German Federation want a single colour,” Bayern sporting director Christian Nerlinger said. “We’ll either have to dye them or he’ll have to find another pair.”

Capello suffers no fools
February 5th 2010 by Mystical Mike

Captain Pee Wee has been officially dropped as England captain after a lengthy 12 minute meeting with the Don at Wembley.

Charlie’s – ‘Un Lawro like’ Premier League Predictions
February 5th 2010 by Charlie Coffey

Saturday
Bolton v Fulham, 15:00
On paper this one isn’t likely to rock your world, but think of the new signings: For Bolton Jack Wilshire and Vladimir (two of the most exciting prospects in English football) and Stefano Okaka for Fulham.
Charlie says: 2-1 to Bolton

Burnley v West Ham, 15:00
Burnley are without a win in the Premier League [...]

A-Z of World Cup Superstars – (B) Franz Beckenbauer
February 5th 2010 by Dexy Longshot

AZ World Cup Superstars

With the World Cup less than 6 months away, we have decided to start the build up early doors with an A to Z list of our favorite players who set the World Cup alight. Some are recent stars, some are relics from the days of black and white TV but all were mustard. The thing is, each week we will be using just stars whose surname was that week’s letter, eg: this week it is letter B which gives us Baresi, Banks, Bebeto etc etc. Tricky already! Gawd help the banter when we get to M, – Messi, Maradonna, Maldini, Moore, ….McCoist!!!

This week’s letter is B, feel free to slate our selections and put it right with players who in your opinion are truly The World Cup Superstars
A-Z. Agree or Disagree?

Nani – Gentleman, we can rebuild him!
February 4th 2010 by Charlie Coffey

Manchester United have found the cure to their cash-flow problems by announcing a new genetic engineering programme to build the perfect winger for the future.